QUOTES
Even in medicine, though it is easy to know what honey,
wine and hellebore, cautery and surgery are,
to know how and to whom and when to apply them so as
to effect a cure is no less an undertaking than to be a [veterinarian].
Aristotle, 384-322 BC
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,
I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
Mariah Carey, CPB (crazy psycho bitch)
Keep your wits about you.
Dr. Wally Cash, DVM
Work twice as hard and expect half as much.
Dr. Dan's Dad, both DVMs
Don't be screwin' around, you don't have the genetic potential.
What Dr. Dan's Dad said to Dr. Dan when he went to college.
I'd rather have a terrorist standing next to me than a Frenchman.
(~15 min. later) Oh, I forgot about that,
that's another reason I don't like the French, they eat horses.
Dr. Dee Griffin, DVM
In the book of life there's only two women,
big ol' good ones and good ol' big ones.
Ice Cube, HipHopper
A virus can be useful to a species by thinning it out.
Dr. Karl Johnson, MD
Be a virus and travel the World! Free of ticket!
Dr. Sanjay Kapil, DVM
Now you can either stand around here eatin' jambalaya
or you can come upstairs and eat my ass!
Brian Kinney, QAF Hottie!
I'm a McGriddle away from this being the best morning of my life.
Artie Lang, OCCG (overweight comedian, compulsive gambler)
Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter, CFB
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
Marion Levy Jr, PhD
It's better to burp and bear the shame than not to burp and bear the pain.
Grandpa Martin, RIP
Well, I want to try everything in life.
When I gotta poop, I gotta poop.
Heather Rose Martin, CFG (crazy freak girl)
It gets right ugly.
Dr. Patricia A. Payne, DVM
If the present sucks, then look to the future.
I'm just here to be a person.
Rob Reed, Brainiac
If you eat your dog, make sure it is well cooked.
Peter Schantz, DVM Division of Parasitic Diseases CDC
Inch by inch life's a cinch, yard by yard life gets hard.
Dr. Steve Swaim, DVM
Think about it. Sometimes people are just destined,
destined to do, what they do. And that's what it is. Now everybody dance.
Justin Timberlake, Hottie!
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